The Writing of Woody Schneider
The Writing of Woody Schneider

This was inspired by my terrible experiences with the classical mechanics book by Thornton and Marion. Though looking at it now, I think the equations smack more of E&M...
Definitions
Equation
This was a fictional resume which I posted on craigslist. An odd character to be sure. Stranger still... it actually got a few replies!
Wiltmore Resume
The Banya
This is a recount of a visit to an intense Russian bathhouse. This took place in 2005 while I was living in St. Petersburg Russia. It features David Miller, famous for, among other things, taking the photo on the front-page of this site.
Here’s a piece composed entirely of definitions.
Triple Anagram
This is a Oulipo writing algorithm/cut-up method re-jumble. The first paragraph’s sentences are re-ordered to make the second paragraph, whose words are re-ordered to make the third, whose letters are re-ordered to make the fourth.
I wrote this story for a creative non-fiction class. It’s short and about coffee.
Coffee Short
This is my attempt to capture what it was like to grow up within the insane culture of a small middle-school in in the tiny town of Grinnell, Iowa.
24 hours of found text.
Text
Sulfur and Mt. Dew
This was when I was reading a ton of Vonnegut. Sometimes I think I can hear the influence in the prose.
The Room
Mr. Bishop
I wrote this while I was living in the servant’s quarters of an old mansion which had been rolled up college hill in Providence on cannon-balls hundreds of years ago. My landlord’s name was Mr. Bishop. Pure Coincidence.
A vast travel blog, written primarily by me (with some important entries by Scott Norton). It was a journey from south India to South Korea by way of far western China. Currently the most savage thing I have ever done; also some of my favorite writing.